Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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