We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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