Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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