Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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