Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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