The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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