she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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