I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
