bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
