You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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