Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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