I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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