I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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