I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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