we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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