I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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