jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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