he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
i think my cat just said my name.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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