i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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