Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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