yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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