yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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