Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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