So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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