he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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