I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Randomize
