i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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