id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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