No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
