Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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