ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Text me some of your sweat
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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