it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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