This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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