Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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