My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
