yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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