Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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