i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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