he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
