I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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