I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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