im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The ass gains better be worth it
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