remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Randomize