I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
my poor anus
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
