Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
pop tarts are not kleenex
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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