Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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