Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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