i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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