I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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