Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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