i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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