i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
50% drunk capacity currently
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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