If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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