Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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