For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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