I only kidnapped one of them. chill
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I have fence marks all over my body
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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