People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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