oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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