So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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