quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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